That was a moment of akwardness.
The day of subway
who would have known they were your parents.
because i obviously didn’t
till she whispered into my ears
“thats your boyfriends parents”
caught in a daze
there is no way.
no way
absolutly no!
Oh Crap
this is reality.
I just made a fool of myself.
“How yerrrr doiin?”
What was i thinking?

Written/Submitted by Tiffany.

Love me when I’m old and shocking
Peel off my elastic stockings
Swing me from the chandeliers
Let’s be randy bad old dears
Push around my chromed Bath Chair
Let me tease your white chest hair
Scaring children, swapping dentures
Let us have some great adventures
Take me to the Dogs and Bingo
Teach me how to speak the lingo
Bone my eels and bring me tea
Show me how it’s meant to be
Take me to your special places
Watching all the puzzled faces
You in shorts and socks and sandals
Me with warts and huge love-handles
As the need for love enthrals
Wrestle with my dampproof smalls
Make me laugh without constraint
Buy me chocolate body paint
Hold me safe throughout the night
When my hair has turned to white
Believe me when I say it’s true
I’ve waited all my lives for you.

Written/Submitted by Bee Rawlinson.

What is love?
Do you know.
Is it something that you keep.
OR is it something you came through away at anytimes.
Do you love me.
Do i love you.
I don’t think so.
What is L-O-V-E?

Written/Submitted by Hana.

Here I am stuck, between someone I love,
and someone I lust it all seems so crazy it makes me wanna cus.

One day i love him and the next he makes me mad,
but there’s never one day when he makes me sad.
But thats what makes me love him, his smile and his swagg.
one day i know that he would make a wonderful dad.

Here I am stuck between someone i love an someone i lust,
we do have our times, our ups and our down sun always shining,
its funny because this one makes me smile.

He kisses and holds me just the way i like,
he bought me flowers which i dont even like……
lol its ok it was the thought that matters

Im stuck between somone i love and someone i lust
i dont know what to do i feel like i wanna cus,
I guess i’ll have to choose now which i really don’t wanna do
but what can i say i think this ones love is true.

Written/Submitted by Nas Duncan.

Casually browsing through books
You materialized right beside me
Bombarding me with a series of questions
Was this an in-store practical joke game
Till you whipped out your cell phone
So you could punch in my phone number!

Written/Submitted by Fion Lim.

While we were in the park
listening to his heart
and all of a sudden i heard a fart
not to loud not to low
wasn’t it him was it me i don’t know
but it foesn’t matter who farts as long as
were in each others hearts

Written/Submitted by Laissa.