Just one of those things that popped into my head after a day on messenger… lol.

I’m sorry.
I think you’re mistaken.
You’re male.
I’m female.
But I don’t like men.
I just don’t.
Yep, that’s right.
I love women.
Just like you!
You messaged me.
I think you had the wrong idea.
You think I’d be interested in you.
Nope.
Sorry.
I’m with a girl.
But if you want to talk about women,
Sure! I’ll chat!
Just don’t get the idea you have a chance.
Because you’re male.
And that just doesn’t happen.
I’m sorry.
But I’m really not.

Written/Submitted by Endless.

Help me log in,as i am fretting,
Guide me,as I am intermitting,
Bless me uploading and Downloading,
Keep my browser away from exploding,
My my website be protected,
Let not my password be rejected,
KLeep my lines always be connected,
& all my inputs be accepted,
Please keep my all programs alive,
& remember to back up my hand drive,
And protect my computer from crashing alive,
From a voice that would make it a nesting hive.

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