Funny Children Poems

What A Day

In a hurry to get out the door
I throw my pajamas on the floor
Making my bed in complete deft
I ran downstairs and my books I left
Realizing this put me in complete dismay
Grabbed my stuff and was on my way
Out the door and in the car
What an interesting day so far
Running down the hall gasping for air
After everything I was finally there
I get in the class and throw down my things
Just as I do the final bell rings

Written/Submitted by Megan Spaulding.

Funny Homework Poem

Sometimes my homework is small
Sometimes my homework is long
But whenever i do my homework
My homework is always wrong

Sometimes I do my homework at a slow pace
Sometimes I do my homework in the fast lane
But however I do my homework
my homework is still a pain

Sometimes my homework is easy
Sometimes my homework is hard
But whenever i can’t do my homework
I feel like a retard

Written/Submitted by Michael Rawlinson.

Bunny

A real bubblier,
A real delight,
Making me laughing,
The funny bunny,
Dancing at my sight,
It so funny,
Cuddly and crazy,
Dancing round and round,
Moving those hips,
That crazy thing,
My bunny.

Written/Submitted by Oshane.

My Mum

Mum you’ve always been there for me
Through the bad times and the good
If you ever told me to do something
I never would
It’s not my fault really
I guess it’s what teenagers do
But in my heart there will always be a place For You

Written/Submitted by Josh Morter.

Soaring Bird

A bird soaring high and high in the sky
As soon as i i look in the sky
it craps in my eye……

Written/Submitted by lucas.

An Awful Poem

I wrote an awful poem,
it was bad in the extreme,
I showed it to my sister,
and it made my sister scream.

I gave it to my mother and she promptly flipped her slid,
my father blew a gasket
and my little brother hid.

I brough it with me
to school today,
my teacher nearly fainted
and my friends ran away.

I never knew how amazing it will be
it was just blast!
I’ll make another one.

Written/Submitted by Sandra R.

Twinkle Twinkle Little Star

Twinkle Twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far.

Author – Unknown

This Box

I have this box, it is all mine,
it may not be big and it may not shine,
but it is the perfect size for me,
i got it today from mommy and daddy.

I’ll sit it in the corner there,
and play inside it with my Murphy bear,
i won’t get sad when it’s time to go in,
because i know tomorrow I’ll be in my box again.

This poem is written/submitted by Audriana Louise M.

The Baby Is Here

Oh my God the baby’s arrived,
Of sleep you will soon be deprived.
Screaming and wailing, and the smell,
very soon you will not feel well.

If this is not what you want to hear,
in 18 years you will have a cheer.
When your baby leaves your work is done,
and you life can return to fun.

This poem was written/submitted by Stephen Tsirtsonis.

Paintball Poem

I feel the shots taken
all the paint wasted
all the money spent
the dodging continues
you see people get hit.

The bruises and bumps you get
when the paint splatters
nothing really matters
you feel trapped
whats going through your head?

you see snipers with scopes
are you gonna get hit
might as well go prone
duck in the snake pits
but you get hit in the leg

its only you alone
verse 6 guys
what do you do?
you just sit and watch until they come
what do you know, you shoot a guy..

This poem is written/submitted by Brandon Jakob