Funny Birthday Poems

Young at Heart

Happy birthday young at heart,
So many decades, where to start?
With energy, like that pink bunny,
You make us look lazy, that’s not funny!

Never-ending old school ways,
Filled with stories, to Amaze!
Listening has been lost with age,
You belong on theatre stage.

If you manage to forget,
We’ll remind you, don’t you fret.
Happy birthday young at heart,
Smile with joy, you old fart.

Written/Submitted by Martin Dejnicki.

Your Zoo

A birthday should always be a joyous occasion,
Family and friends; obvious invasion.
Duplicate gifts, you don’t even like,
If you complain, might get a strike.

One simple day, placed on display,
Carefully observed, for signs of decay.
Dishonest smiles, they don’t mingle in truth,
As if you were the only, losing your youth.

At such a wise age, everything seems so clear,
Excuse to celebrate, they all came for beer.
Deep down inside, you know that they care,
Your Zoo is unique, normal is rare.

Written/Submitted by Martin Dejnicki.

Can’t Remember

I wish you something, just can’t remember,
Don’t be upset, you’re my family member.
It was clearly, on my mind,
With so many thoughts, it’s hard to find.

Maybe it’s simply not that essential,
Please lose that frown, you have so much potential.
On second thought, it might be coming back to me,
Now I know, why those brain pills were free.

Visions appear of colorful balloons,
In the background, I hear those fine tunes.
Near the end of the dream, I can taste a delicious cake,
It must be your birthday, as I awake.

Written/Submitted by Martin Dejnicki.

Age and Laughter

Happy birthday, you’re not getting old,
Stay in the game, it’s not time to fold.
Wrinkles and grey hair, are just a new look,
Countless experiences, you should write in a book.

A birthday is seldom, a serious occasion,
Try not to take it, like the d-day invasion.
Laughter and jokes are within sight,
Stock up on both, all through the night.

Written/Submitted by Martin Dejnicki.

Getting Older – Funny Birthday Poem

One Year has again passed by
Time has wings and is set to fly
Earlier i used to wait for the birthday
Wait for the hour of that D- day

But No celebrations as for now
My life has shorten, yes i know
No worries no tensions
I am celebrating Birthday with my pension

Being Old is not that funny
Lying on the bed makes us big fat bunny
But still i love the candles and cake
Would surely want some more birthday cakes to bake

No matter how old i am
I am still a rockstar’s fan
Enjoy the party have some fun
Enjoy the warmth of the sun
Ballons and bells for the occasion
To decorate the birthday boy we need no reason.

Happy Birthday – Enjoy being older

Birthday Reminder Poem

I still remember those days
We used to celebrate your birthday
You use to cut the cake
and apply it all over my face

Today again that day has come
So lets enjoy so please don’t be mum
Bring a cake with candles at top
And don’t forget my lollipop

I came from distant place
Just for my friends sake
We gonna rock and roll
and dance around that little pole
Singing your birthday song
i wish you live a life so long

Happy Birthday To You

Wish I Was There

Twiddling my fingers, don’t know what to write,
Especially as you’re over the horizon and outa sight
What will I do, what can a say………
I guess I can start, with happy birthday!

I tried, but found it a little bit hard,
To find and post you a birthday card.
So a poem instead I decided to write,
And plan to send with love on a magical kite.

Now I’m doing well & is on a roll,
But still feel like a man applying for parole
Wish I could magically transport myself over there
In order to look over the counter, with a shy little stare

This day should be special and end with some flair,
People around you, with party hats that care.
When the clock at twelve will strike,
I better find you singing, as if you had a mike.

The song should be jolly and a little bit gay,
Loud as hell, screaming it’s my birthday!

This poem is written/submitted by Christiaan de Wet.

Birthday Tease

I hastily tried to search online,
For the perfect birthday rhyme.
But couldn’t find a suitable poem,
And just decided to make up my own.

You’re cute and cuddly, just like a doll,
I just want to grab your hand and go for a stroll.
Actually just teasing! I think you’re pleasantly mature,
And even find that u’ve got a certain mysterious allure.

Birthdays can sometimes be a little drab, I’m sure,
But can be fixed with laughter, it’s the only cure!
You’re rare and a little eccentric,
An awfully cool friend, for a chick!

I wish you a super fabulous birthday,
And hope there is a hundred more, everyone more special than today.

This poem is written/submitted by Christiaan de Wet.