Only Funny Poems

He holds it tightly in his hand
and rarely lets it go,
I gurantee yours does it too
the greedy so and so!

It’s ITV, No BBC
Oh no, its Channel 4
and now i really don’t know
what i’m watching any more!

I guess it;s just a man thing,
My dad, he does it too
instead of getting humpy,
i’ll sit and write to you

So come on girls, lets fight this
Let’s start our own patrols,
We’ll march right up and gram them
Those damn TV controls!!!!!!!

Written/Submitted by Lorraine cole.