It is as simple as this
I’ll bet you a few bucks
If you don’t believe me,
Most every guy in Ohio sucks

Try them out
date them for a while
It’s one of the worst things
You wouldn’t even smile

Written/Submitted by Linda Leavers.

Shave my legs shave my legs
Even though it’s kind of hairy
Like my uncle Gary
Please don’t let me beg..

Written/Submitted by Dchavarin F.