I liked you
you liked your car
i wanted to date you
you wanted to date your car
i love you
you love your car
you broke my hear
so i destroyed your car

Written/Submitted by Dorith.

More than a catbird hates a cat,
Or a criminal hates a clue,
Or the Axis hates the United States,
That’s how much I love you.

I love you more than a duck can swim,
And more than a grapefruit squirts,
I love you more than a gin rummy is a bore,
And more than a toothache hurts.

As a shipwrecked sailor hates the sea,
Or a juggler hates a shove,
As a hostess detests unexpected guests,
That’s how much you I love.

I love you more than a wasp can sting,
And more than the subway jerks,
I love you as much as a beggar needs a crutch,
And more than a hangnail irks.

I swear to you by the stars above,
And below, if such there be,
As the High Court loathes perjurious oathes,
That’s how you’re loved by me.

Written/Submitted by Ogden Nash.

Roses are red
violets are blue
so with our very first kiss
i gave you the flue

Written/Submitted by Aiden Edwards.

I’ll be the L
If you’ll be the V
And she’ll represent O
If he can be E

And if we stand side by side
We’ll make a difference, you’ll see
Cause I’ll be the L and they’ll be the rest
and together we’ll spell LOVE

Written/Submitted by Tara.

In the movie of our life,
starring you and me.
Hollywood is in for a treat,
wait until they see.

The stage is all ours,
so let’s put on a good show.
We act these roles so well,
but they will never know.

Shakespeare seems out of date,
Romeo and Juliet got old.
Baby they have nothing on us,
so let our story be told.

We write romance scenes,
like forever had no end.
It all comes so natural,
with an amazing girlfriend.

We’ve only gotten started,
the end is far from now.
Nothing can break us up,
not even a broken vow.

People watch the notebook,
is that all Hollywood’s got?
Girl, you and me alone,
make those scenes look hot.

They’ll write a story one day,
and a movie to go with it.
Just get us to act it out,
It would be the greatest hit.

We may never be Hollywood’s hottest,
Brad and Angelina will be in the past.
It will last as long as their careers,
but baby you and I will forever last.

Written/Submitted by Darien.

She is the best girl
More precious than any pearl
She dont need money
She needs a guy thats funny
She never wants a gift
She wants a guy who can give her soul a lift
She is just the perfect one
You get her and your life is done
She is kind, beautiful and hot
She never cares about the car you got
She loves the real you
She loves your soul
After writing all this
I am sorry to say this
She just played me
She is not pearl
She is the bad girl
Damn man i got played!

Written/Submitted by Zubayer.

I know I should’nt be saying this
But somethings just can’t be helped
My mother taught me to always say what’s on my mind
Instead of burning with fear of what others will think
I’ve remembered that now.
You truly are beautiful
God surely was drinking the finest wine as He put His finishing touches on you.
The wisdom of you eyes spells years of understanding
Your prim soft lips remind me of a gentle caress
Your hair is like silken wool,
thick yet soft to the touch
How I love to lay my eyes on you
For your smile makes my heart sing songs of love
Yes,I know this is madness
So I guess I’ll just put the mirror down and get on with my day!!

Written/Submitted by Linda Tusiime.

One day I met a redhead girl
The morning sun was bright
And sure I took her home with me
And stayed there for a night

We had a talk, I mean we spoke
We had some tea or more
I dreamed, awoke
And found myself
All naked on the floor!

This redhead girl left me alone
But she left not alone
She took my cash along with trash
And furniture is gone

I think I’m gonna be so sad
Don’t laugh cause there’s no fun
I want to go to bed so bad
But I just haven’t one!

There is no bath for me take.
And how can I have lunch?
I have no tables, chairs and plates,
No fridge with food to munch.

I’ll go to Georgia someday
To meet my future wife
But I will never ever deal
With redheads in my life!

Written/Submitted by Alexander Nevzorov.

We love a warm and dry hand to hold
As you held my left hand in your right
Supposedly such a sweet tender moment
Ruined by the moist in between palms
Caused by nervousness on my part
You teasingly pulled away to dry!

Written/Submitted by Fion Lim.

the knocking of my knees when you kiss me,
the message on my ‘phone to say you miss me,
the early morning cup of tea,
your dependability,
your ‘have you washed my pants for me?’
that is what love is.

the way you never falter when i needyou,
the look upon your face that says ‘i love you’,
up and away my heart it flew,
i knew i never would be blue,
like Bostick i will stick to you,
that is what love is.

love is me love is you, love is warm and love is true,
love is sweet love is gentle, love is violent love is mental,
i could be freaked out, fagged out, fed up and flat,
bummed out, buggered out, blind as a bat,
but…i know you will be there to sort out the cat,
the kids,
the washing,
my heart.

the way you pick me up when i am down,
the smile you have created where once there was a frown,
the toilet seat that you put down,
my living room you painted brown,
my world that you turned upside down……….

you make my heart spin round…and round…and round…

that is what love is.

Written/Submitted by john hemming.