Only Funny Poems

Sometimes my homework is small
Sometimes my homework is long
But whenever i do my homework
My homework is always wrong

Sometimes I do my homework at a slow pace
Sometimes I do my homework in the fast lane
But however I do my homework
my homework is still a pain

Sometimes my homework is easy
Sometimes my homework is hard
But whenever i can’t do my homework
I feel like a retard

Written/Submitted by Michael Rawlinson.

I Open My Windows and What do I See?
More Windows Waiting for Me.
I Open and Close
With the Click of My Mouse
And Watch the Whole World
From Inside My House
Explore Windows and ME

Written/Submitted by Diana J. Bishop.

Woke early one morning,
the earth lay cool and still,
when suddenly a tiny bird,
perched on my window sill,
it sang a song so lovely,
so carefree and so gay,
that slowly all my troubles,
began to slip away,
it sang of far off places,
of laughter and of fun,
it seemed his very song,
brought out the morning sun,
I pulled back the covers,
and crept slowly out of bed,
and gently shut the window,
and crushed his freaking head,
I’m not a morning person

Written/Submitted by Danielle D. Curtis.

A real bubblier,
A real delight,
Making me laughing,
The funny bunny,
Dancing at my sight,
It so funny,
Cuddly and crazy,
Dancing round and round,
Moving those hips,
That crazy thing,
My bunny.

Written/Submitted by Oshane.

What if…
I slept on the floor
Put on my bed
Put my Shirt on backward
Didn’t wear pants
counted like: 13254
What would you think and say to me?
Honey your nuts, but i love you!

Written/Submitted by Kimberley.

My boyfriend is a nerd.
He plays video games like its his job.
He has played them from 1030-5
And is going to play again
Screw me..
So sad.
I may kill myself
Cause my bf
Plays video games
Like its his job.

Written/Submitted by Tamara.

I am your knight in shining armor
Your one and true love
I will do anything to please you
And everything to love you

I will protect you with my sword
And treat you like a princess
Give you my castle
And build a kingdom

I will do anything for you
I need you in my life

So let me be your king
And you be my queen
To live happily ever after
And have a story book ending

Written/Submitted by Gary R. Hess.

Love is when someone likes your ways,
and you like their ways too.

that person will always have a loved one.
and that loved ones always you,

its on the inside,
not how they look.

some people steel other’s heart’s
but its not always in a book.

Written/Submitted by Shalanda Kindred.

It is as simple as this
I’ll bet you a few bucks
If you don’t believe me,
Most every guy in Ohio sucks

Try them out
date them for a while
It’s one of the worst things
You wouldn’t even smile

Written/Submitted by Linda Leavers.

I love someone,
Yes I do.
I love someone.
He’s for me and,
Not for you.
If by chance,
You take my place,-
I’ll take my fist
And smash your face!

Written/Submitted by Samantha.